So Mr. Cummins is sitting at home, reading the daily gazette, when his 67-year-old wife, Bea, comes home with a new friend in tow. Hey, look, it's Lucas Stone!
"Honey, look what I found!" Bea says, looking very sexy with her cleavage and long legs in a little purple dress. "Look what I brought home from the mall?"
"Who's this?" Mr. Cummins says, looking up from his paper, sounding kinda curmudgeonly but, hey, can you blame him?
"This is my friend Lucas," Bea says. "Isn't he sexy?"
"Sexy?" Mr. Cummins says. "Whaddya mean sexy? He could be about half your age?"
"I know," Bea says. "Isn't it great?"
"Great?" Mr. Cummins says as his wife drops to her knees in front of Lucas.