Lucas and his young wife have a problem: He can't--ahem--perform. In bed, of course. She's young and attractive, so clearly she's not the problem..or is she? Couples counselor Jewel plans on getting to the heart of the problem.
"In situations like this, it's usually best if I meet with the couple separately," Jewel says. "If you don't mind, I'll start with Lucas."
Lucas's wife leaves the room, and that's when the truth comes out. Asked how long he's been having problems, Lucas says, "Well, to be honest, ever since we got married 10 years ago."
"Ten years?" Jewel says. "You haven't had sex in 10 years?"
"Well, we used to have sex, but the only way I could ever perform was by fantasizing."
"Yes. About older women."
"Well, how old does a woman have to be to turn you on?" Jewel says.
"About your age," Lucas says.
"I think it's time we tested your theory," Jewel responds, shoving her tits in his face.