Bethany fucks her daughter's boyfriends

Juan and Ivan are standing by the door, and they're kind of wondering...what the hell is going on here?

"What's up, man?" Juan says.

"No much," Ivan says. "What are you doing here? Didn't you break up with Stephanie?"

"Yeah, I did. I'm here to see her mom. She called me over."

"Are you for real? She called me over, too."

Ms. James answers the door wearing a robe.

"Hi, boys," Bethany says. "Betcha wonder why I asked you here? Well, don't just stand there. Come on in."

The boys sit on the couch. They're nervous. What IS going on here?

"I guess you're wondering why you're both here," Bethany says, standing in front of them.

The boys are alarmed. Did they knock up Bethany's daughter? Uh-oh. Mom's mad!

"Would you boys relax?" Bethany says. "My daughter's not pregnant. She might be a fuckin' tramp, but she's certainly not pregnant. She's out fucking her new boyfriend. You're here because of me."

Are they in trouble?

"Oh, no," Bethany says. "Consider this your lucky day."

She…